sophiathepsychotic:

i was looking up gay marriage and i just

redllikeroses:

matching icons for you and your friends

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"Why didn’t I put the helmet on my dick?" [x]

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

bacoose:

a-daks:

it’s like 9th grade picture day all over again

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12.15 // the reds and blues continually proving that through failure, they always win

speaksarcastically:

kenezbian:

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shoutout to JD on being a kickass Theta <3

#im so happy about this #it literally tiny church #theta is literally kid epsilon #and that makes me so happy #rvb12

Dear Chairman,
It has come to our attention that you have declared war on the planet Chorus. We regret to inform you that this is a really shitty idea. Not only have you managed to annoy the people that you failed to kill time and time again, you’ve also found a way to piss off an entire planet! Now, they may not have the best equipment, and they might not be the best fighters, but as you’re aware they’ve been fighting for a very long time. And now that they’re not fighting each other, they’re more than happy to dedicate all of their time to fighting you. So, Dear Chairman, to you, and your idiotic mercenaries, we would like to say, “Bring it on, motherfuckers! We’re not going anywhere!
From your friends,
The incredibly badass, and sexually attractive Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer.

P.S. - Suck our balls.

mcfaboulous:

Game trailers are very very very cool

If you don’t think cinematic trailers are the shit then you need to get out of my face

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Fuck that, I can do anything.

tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

Leaping Slow Motion Doggy: The Slow Mo Guys

bonus: a laughing jon risinger

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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