Fuck that, I can do anything.

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tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

Leaping Slow Motion Doggy: The Slow Mo Guys

bonus: a laughing jon risinger

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

cortanas:

Animated Adventure // RT Life

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avengah:

Get to know me meme → [4/5] current celebrity crushes → Chris Pratt

Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

image

See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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australian-government:

It’s amazing how white people are pouring ice cold water on their heads to avoid donating to charities

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foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

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